Lovely...

We took a ride along Burnt Mountain today. First bug makes a cracking sound into the windshield and leaves a big glob. The second bug smacks into my kneecap, but felt like a chunk of concrete hit it. This was the result of the third bug. This got caught up my T shirt sleeve. I think I would have preferred the bugs in my teeth.

I Googled home remedies for stings. Toothpaste. Who knew? Of course it was about 45 minutes after I got stung that I could do anything about it.

I look like I'm the host to some alien creature. Wait. Did you say something? Do you hear.......voices? I think....yes, yes....I hear them. It sounds like...kill.....kill....kill them all............