Land of the Lost

The discription of this movies begins, "Space-time vortexes suck." Hey. This movie sucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a movie this bad. And the fact that this movie was actually done four years ago and Will Ferrell has since then further perfected his craft [which IMO is highly debateable], who cares? The best parts were the previews on TV, and they weren't all that terrific. I can't believe I got suckered and went to this. Too bad. There was a lot of potential here.

Btw. I realized that I don't think I have ever seen the original Land of of the Lost. Am I the only one on the planet then?

Have ever noticed this in movies?

1. You will never see an actor using a mouse while on a computer. Everything is done by the keyboard.

2. Parking lots and sidewalks are always, always wet.

3. Whenever the actor calls someone on the phone the person being called is usually always there to anwer the call, and does it on the first ring.

4. No one every says, "Goodbye" when they hang up on a call. It's just "click," end of conversation.

5. CSI-type shows/movies use flashlights excessively.

6. There's never any trouble finding a parking spot especially if it's right in front of the main entrance to the building.

7. Do any of the charactors ever live in a realistic, middle class home?

8. Does anybody hold down a job in some of these movies?

9. [I'll add more as I think of them...]